What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 08:38

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
You Only Live Twice
A View to a Kill
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Moonraker
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-J W Pepper
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Diamonds Are Forever
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Ah so!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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Goldfinger
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Live and Let Die
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Octopussy
Dr No
From Russia With Love
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service